tounch

An amount of something that is obviously too much but you’d like to downplay that fact

Brian: How much ice cream did you eat?!
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

cinnamon croast tunch

When you come home drunk and want cinnamon toast crunch and ask your mom to get it for you thinking your smooth

Drunk: Hey mom im hungry can you give me some cinnamon croast tunch
Mom:do you want liquor instead of milk?

by Dennis91 January 1, 2009

tuncha

A metaphor encompassing the qualities of a tuna, much similar to a vagina in overall appearance and smell.

Usually used when someone is not getting wild, or fulfilling there liveness at a party.

Also mentioned in the song "Every Girl" by Lil' Wayne.

"AND YOU CAN'T CALL ME TUNCHA!"

by loftinaustin May 30, 2009

tunch

A slang name for a vagina

im going to eat out her tunch

by captian caps October 18, 2006

Thonch

a very round, attractive ghetto syle booty

She's got a big thonch

by Claytonbigsby2015 January 17, 2015

Poo Truncheon

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

by muckguppy November 18, 2007

trunchbull

A mean woman on the movie Matilda who harrased kids potentially killing them with little remorse until the end of the movie. Had a softer side in the scene where she thought a ghost of her deceased nephew has attacking her.

The Trunchbull threw a girl by her pigtails.

by happyatcommonsense January 29, 2015