Free Thinker

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'

Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.

by xenomorph June 6, 2004

free thinker

Another way to say that you're agnostic, which is a polite way to say that you don't believe in God, and is far too often confused with atheism, which means you don't believe in ANY religion. What's important is that none of these terms relate to having a religious belief, rather they signify a lack of belief.

Chris:"So, you're an atheist? Why do you worship Satan?"
Norm:"No, atheists don't worship Satan, and I never said I was an atheist."
Chris:"So, you're agnostic? That's almost as bad as being atheist!"
Norm:"No, you're confusing your terms."
Chris:"So what DO you believe?"
Norm:*sigh* "You know what? Let's just call it being a free thinker. OK? I'm not atheist, or agnostic, or satanist, which you're confusing them all with; I'm a free thinker."
Chris:"Well, OK, that doesn't sound so bad."
Norm:*facepalm*

by The BXRabbit January 13, 2009

Thinkerbation

n. When a woman or man achieves an orgasm just by thinking of something that is sexually arousing.

She doesn't want anyone ever walking in on her, so she just uses thinkerbation.

by dmanridd August 16, 2012

Potty Thinker

A person who comes up with the best ideas when he is in his potty putting shit.

John is a real potty thinker.

by *J()3* January 5, 2008

Inventory thinker

Someone who gets off on conformity.

Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

Pecker Thinker

A male who thinks with his penis instead of his brain

" He is such a pecker thinker! He tried to sleep with me on the first date."

by 12223344 February 3, 2007

the thinker

a silent signal barfly girls and burnout women use among one another about a guy that means, "I can't manipulate anything out of this one. don't give him any play, he's too solid." similar in form to the famous statue of "The Thinker".

any girl who is making a pose similar to the famous statue.

by anon March 7, 2005