everyone and their dog

Basically, this is a saying used to describe something that a hell of a lot of people have.

For example, saying "everyone and their dog has a Ford Mustang" would be appropriate.

Or take the following conversation:

emo kid: "check out my ears, I just got them tapered, I'm so original"

person with an identity: "everyone and their dog has gauged ears in 2005"

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

Everyone and their grandma

What you say when there are a lot of people.
usually only used when a lot of people have a certain article of clothing or in the same place.

don't use if with someone over the age of 60, or with someone you are trying to impress with your intellect.

Jane: did you go to the twilight premiere?
Lucy: ugh. yes.
Jane: was there a lot of people?
Lucy: just about everyone and their grandma.

by natalienegro March 24, 2009

Thais

an extremely cool girl who is the epitome of awesomeness.

Dude, the skies were gray and my day sucked. Then Thais came by and suddenly it was like I had a reason to live again!

by askmo February 4, 2010

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

Thais

Thais' are one of the most beautiful girls, but makes it very hard for you to love them. Always finding the good in a horrible situation, out spoken, strong, intelligent, refuse to settle for less, honest,
forgetful, learns to trust nobody, unforgettable, heart breaker, confused, can be your best friend or worst enemy. Has a beautiful smile, knows better then what her actions are at times. Just might end up famous. Could have anyone she desires but chooses to let God handle it, hard to bring down, and almost impossible to heart break.

-i just saw the most beautiful girl ever

-really ? did you get her name ?

-yeah, it's thais.

by jessica kats August 25, 2010

men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect

"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"

by ableventure November 24, 2013

Keep the hoes on their toes

Sometimes you gotta keep the hoes on their toes. Can't let them know your next move.

"did you snap that girl back"

"nah imma wait a few minutes, gotta keep the hoes on their toes"

by Cooper K October 14, 2020