Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.

Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.

by badmitionfury September 15, 2019

texas red

1. Texas Red or sulforhodamine 101 acid chloride is a red fluorescent dye, used in histology for staining cell specimens, for sorting cells with fluorescent-activated cell sorting machines, in fluorescence microscopy applications, and in immunohistochemistry. Texas Red fluoresces at about 615 nm, and the peak of its absorption spectrum is at 589 nm. The powder is dark purple. Solutions can be excited by a dye laser tuned to 595-605 nm, or less efficiently a krypton laser at 567 nm. The absorption extinction coefficient at 596 nm is about 85,000 M−1cm−1.

2. Texas Red, a character in the country ballad Big Iron by Marty Robbins

3. A wrestler ring name

1. #KeepTexasRed safely stored at -20° C so that it doesn't lose its cell-staining properties.

2. In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more

3. Rolland "Red" Bastien had gone by the moniker Texas Red for a time, but I think Mark William Calaway might be the more famous wrestler to have used Texas Red as their ring name before he took on the mantle of The Undertaker.

by b_b_OK June 6, 2020

Texas Leaf Blower

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.

Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!

by Rionox September 30, 2022

Sparks, Texas

A small community in the eastside of El Paso, famous for its strip clubs and good weed

man i just went to "Sparks,Texas" first i went to pick up some weed and some liquor to pre-game before hitting up the strip clubs.

"Sparks, Texas" is cool place to be

by crazypete23 December 26, 2011

texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

Texas

The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

by That's What we Call a clusterf July 1, 2011