teste

Highly sencitive object located in a mans ball sack "aka" nuts, scrote, satchel,ie.

Ouch i sat on my testie

by josh April 29, 2003

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Aractis Testus

A small spider that crawls into your penis while you sleep. It lays eggs in your testicles. These eggs will hatch as you ejaculate.

My friend jus got the Aractis Testus

by Tado ass December 6, 2019

Fashion Tester

1) An individual in the process of starting their career in the fashion industry.
2) One who designs and creates fashion for a living.
3) A trainee in the fashion industry
4) An individual who enrolls in school specifically to receive a fashion degree.
5) A fashion afficianado.

Karla sewed and wore dresses when she was working on her degree as a fashion tester.

by profklingert221 May 15, 2010