Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
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the teeter

I'm going to the teeter to shop for groceries.
by Bernadette 3 August 08, 2008
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teeter trotter

someone that likes to teet in various places around the world.
Fred teets in different places- he is a teeter trotter.
by Pickled Grandma June 25, 2019
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Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
by Kung fu Jim May 25, 2021
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Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!
Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!
by ItsEro November 15, 2020
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Teeter-Tauter

Teeter-Tauter Is a triple ethereal monster.

Teeter-Tauter is a Triple-Element Ethereal Monster found on Ethereal Workshop. It was added alongside Rhysmuth, Rare Pixolotl, Rare Clackula, and Rare Anglow on June 18th, 2024, during Version 4.3.1. As a Triple-Element Ethereal on Ethereal Workshop,

Monster bio of Teeter Tauter.
Teeter-Tauter is an unusually unstable pair, even when compared to its synthetic siblings who slink about the Workshop. Its chaotic Elemental power necessitated its split into two separate beings that together form one lovably lopsided Ethereal - made complete with some minor 'Mech-nical' enhancements! While the bipedal Teeter's acrobatic prowess is undeniable, its tireless tittering tends to teeter toward tedious in the eye of its more responsible half, Tauter.
I reused to fandom.
This monster is called a Teeter-Tauter.
Teeter-Tauter Is my singing monsters franchises
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Teeter Titty

The act of titties bouncing up and down while on top of a guy having sex.
*Guy and Girlfriend having sex* (girl on top, bouncing)

Guy- "Damn girl, you got a nice teeter titty going on!!"
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