A hangover where instead of drinking heavily the night before, one used to much technology. Symptoms: Headache, Drowsiness, Dizziness, etc.
by redrulz April 13, 2011
Get the Technology Hangovermug. the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.
cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape
by Skandar December 24, 2010
Get the technological rapemug. The Windows 2000 title screen says, "Windows 2000: Built on NT Technology.
Doesn't that mean "Built on new technology technology?" That's as dumb as saying ATM Machine!
Doesn't that mean "Built on new technology technology?" That's as dumb as saying ATM Machine!
by C. Bettis August 15, 2007
Get the NT Technologymug. Man 1:Why are you sending text messages from a pager when you have a cell phone?
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.
by BanditmanEXE October 15, 2006
Get the Nigga Technologymug. Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.
Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
Get the technological psychosismug. Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.
"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"
"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010
Get the bum technologymug. Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.
I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!
by advfreak August 7, 2023
Get the Butterface Technologymug.