taytenitis

A disease where you become retarded and are obsessed with everything. This disease is highly contagous so stay away from anyone who has it.

Guy 1: Whoa man i think you got taytenitis!
Guy 2 : No! I cant have that! I will become obsessed with everything now!

Guy 1: There is no saving you now.

by Tayten Hater November 23, 2016

Taitem

A Taitem is a weird looking potato but she is also an amazing friend and loves hugs and a taitem is usually seen w/ her best friend Taylor you must feed your Taitem shaving cream and peanut butter to live. Taitems are also seen drunk most of the time

Hey what’s up?

Taitem: YEET SKURT SKURT IM SOOO DRUNK RNNN

by Happytreefrog23 June 20, 2018

Taitem

She is very true to her Faith and a religious person, she hasn’t had a lot of friends, but the friends she has now (Summer, Jackson, Payton, Jenni, Kade) are the best friends! She is not hawt but not ugly, she’s smart enough to be a grade ahead, she plays sports and somehow always gets injured in the funniest ways! 😂 she is musical and gifted with abnormal gifts like talking a lot. Seriously, you need to shove pizza in her mouth to stop talking. Her friends call her Potato Princess because she is one. If you make friends with a Taitem, don’t stop being friends with them because she is unique and funny and is different, and different is good to some people. She has Integrity and Virtue

That girls a Taitem because she has a colorful personality

by A person who talks a lot November 11, 2018

Tayten

Tayten cannot remember the flavor of Sprite.

Person: "Hey, Tayten! Want some sprite?"
Tayten: "um, maybe. What does it taste like?"

Person: "You LITERALLY just had Sprite yesterday!"

Tayten: °~°

by @GlassyOnionEyes🥺 June 5, 2020

tastemypiss

a tik tok username that makes W content. Never misses

tastemypiss is a goat

by meow meow847 July 23, 2021

Tayten Schneider

better at everything the Dane Ditlev

Tayten Schneider is better than Dane Ditlev

by Tickledurgirlspickle July 23, 2021

Tayten

Tayten what can be said about this person they cannot play 2K usually around the height of 5’2 and weighs in at 101 pounds but he is a sex god tho and pulls all of the cougars/MILFs

Tayten has a small dick

by Mj/is the goat July 23, 2021