tampon

the ultimate fun sponge

M: Honey lets have sex

F: We can't this week i'm on the rag

M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

by Alfred Pennyworth 2 April 14, 2008

tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!

by Mary without a Lamb May 29, 2005

tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 14, 2009

tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 04, 2011

Tamponed

When someone takes out their tampon and and throws it in someone’s yard or a public place

“Dude there’s a bloody tampon in my yard I just got tamponed.”

by Ghettomanasasgirl August 28, 2021

Tamponed

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

by wbbwiai August 28, 2021

tamponed

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016