Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

Tampon by Jeff494 October 5, 2005

Tampon

A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.

Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.

Tampon by shakabula January 15, 2007

tampon

What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.

Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?

tampon by Growing up fast. November 22, 2007

Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

Tampon by mamas boy December 28, 2005

tampon

Synonym for being a childish or bitch.

Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.

The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.

tampon by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 4, 2004

TAMPON

a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.

Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon.

This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.

Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..

TAMPON by cammypuss September 26, 2010

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

tampon by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012