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Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.
by mtspacey March 2, 2011
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tardpole

Genetically disfigured spermatozoa which can potentially bore mentally and/or physically impaired offspring once mated with an unfertilized egg. Common among male inbred species (see: hicks) and those who undertake long periods of celibacy without masturbation. The chances of producing tardpoles can be minimized by strict adherence to ALL of the following:

1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
"Dude, Ortiz just got beaned in the sack by a 95 mph fastball...He'll be shooting tardpoles from now on."
by MJDP May 4, 2008
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tadpoling

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.
Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.
by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007
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tadpole240

A tadpole240 is 240 times the noob of a regular noob, he doesn't know anything about gaming, and doesn't keep up with the news. (tadpole = beginner, 240 = x240 times a noob)
"Welcome to Beginner's Quarry"

"Where am I?"

"FFS, tadpole240..."
by 50sora April 10, 2010
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set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
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tadpoling

tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger

tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man
You are tadpoling by dating such a young man.
by R E Miller December 9, 2008
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Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.
Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009
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