As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.
by mtspacey March 2, 2011
Get the Shooting tadpoles at the moon. mug.Genetically disfigured spermatozoa which can potentially bore mentally and/or physically impaired offspring once mated with an unfertilized egg. Common among male inbred species (see: hicks) and those who undertake long periods of celibacy without masturbation. The chances of producing tardpoles can be minimized by strict adherence to ALL of the following:
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
"Dude, Ortiz just got beaned in the sack by a 95 mph fastball...He'll be shooting tardpoles from now on."
by MJDP May 4, 2008
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When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.
Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.
by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007
Get the tadpoling mug.A tadpole240 is 240 times the noob of a regular noob, he doesn't know anything about gaming, and doesn't keep up with the news. (tadpole = beginner, 240 = x240 times a noob)
by 50sora April 10, 2010
Get the tadpole240 mug.milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the set the tadpoles free mug.tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger
tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man
tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man
by R E Miller December 9, 2008
Get the tadpoling mug.Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.
"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
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