Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.

Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.

by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009

Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.

Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

fireside tweet

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.

That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!

by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

tweet whore

a person who constantly tweets on twitter.

stop tweeting constantly you tweet whore

by EdBoy23 January 22, 2010

Tweet-Watcher

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.

Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher

by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

flatpancakess tweet

Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.

Now, this is a flatpancakess tweet.

by coffeebutcold December 4, 2020