Those tight polyester pants, combined with the 95% humidity, and jogging the marathon gave her a swooter.
by rudy j snack May 23, 2007
Get the swooter mug.The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.
Sam: "Where are you?"
Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."
Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."
by Crosby, ND, CJ March 17, 2012
Get the The shoots mug.Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
by BabadookBabe May 3, 2018
Get the Swoosh mug.A terrific book by Lynn Truss discussing the importance of grammar while simultaneously giving the basic rules of punctuation. Truss does so in an entertaining way, and she actually makes grammar... fun. (Yes, grammar made fun. Now close your mouth; people are starting to stare.)
If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:
"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."
If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:
"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."
"I just finished reading the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves... and MAN, was I entertained!"
Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):
I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):
I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.
* * *
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
by BATzerk September 10, 2006
Get the Eats, Shoots and Leaves mug.by The Protagonist August 22, 2005
Get the scoots mug.by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008
Get the swooshed mug.A reference to the method of preparing coke for sniffing.
An inconspicuous way to signal to your friend that you're jonesing for a line (and you're ready with your powder, credit card, hotel nightstand and rolled $100 bill), but you can't get any nose candy until he vacates the room of disapproving girls.
An inconspicuous way to signal to your friend that you're jonesing for a line (and you're ready with your powder, credit card, hotel nightstand and rolled $100 bill), but you can't get any nose candy until he vacates the room of disapproving girls.
(walking past your friend's flirty conversation and nodding toward the back of the room) "Yo dogg! Chop Chop swoosh!"
by lil'DO January 11, 2009
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