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Sweitzering

The act of taking the invitation one has offered to share their snacks with, BUT wear out your welcome quickly by eating 3/4 of food that was offered without permission or remorse.
Liz: “opening bag of delicious kettle cooked chips”
Joe: Hey, can i have a couple of those chips?
Liz: Sure! “points bag towards joe”
Joe: Thanks! “takes bag and dumps into lap leaving only 3 left in the bag
Liz: HEY stop Sweitzering my chips you inconsiderate prick!
Joe: My bad i didn’t even notice. “continues to eat pile of chips out of lap"
by BowTom June 9, 2014
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Shwittering

I was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.
by wotyballz April 17, 2014
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Shittering

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."
by xfiosx December 3, 2016
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slitherin

When a dick slides right in, smoothly with no complication.
Slitherin me baby!!!!!
by geesusismybestfuckingfriend February 4, 2018
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smathering

I just put a smathering on your definition, Larry!
by Tifficent December 6, 2019
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sfathering treatment

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.
During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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Smitherines

Somewhere that you don't want to go, kinda like timbuck2. Or kaput
Something right blew those fish to smitherines, and out of the water, all in one.
by Immortal1 September 17, 2021
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