Suicide

Not an escape. Life is hell, but no one is good enough to go to heaven, so when you die you would only go to hell. Which is life, so technically you would just go to a new life. But it is an act of the brave, only the cowardly can't do it. If you truly have nothing to live for, and life sucks that bad, then why not. If truly no one cares when you leave, then go do it. If you really just can't get better, then this is one way out. I say, if you have nothing to live for, then at least you can have one act of bravery before you die.

Emo person: "I want to commit suicide"

Me: "Do you though?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "You really have nothing to live for?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "Then why am I stopping you, if you have nothing to live for go do it. In fact, I might even join you, what is your method of dying?"

Them: "Uhhhh, I really did not expect that response, ummmm....."

*Slowly backs away*

by Just your local serial killer December 11, 2019

Suicide

A permanent answer to a temporary problem that does endless amounts more damage then it fixes

I heard you tried to commit suicide, please talk to me, how can I help you?

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Suicide

An act that's been legal for 60 years, but most Americans think is still illegal.

Omg i can't believe Tim tried to kill himself! He's gonna get arrested!
People who know about the laws of their own country: what? Suicide became legal in 1961.

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

Suicide

Humans have a natural instinct to seek to survive, suicide is what someone does when they have to escape from life to survive.

I want to commit suicide.

by SCVCS February 7, 2019

Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. ... The most commonly used method of suicide varies between countries, and is partly related to the availability of effective means.

"Do not commit suicide! Trust me, you will regret it!," Quoted John Paderewski (A Suicide survivor)

by Definitions by Artemis May 22, 2020

Suicide

This is not the only option yeah life is a bitch yeah but suicide is not the only option you are so important to so many people that need you and love you and care about you you are wanted needed and appreciated so don't ever think that ending your own life is the only option talk to your friends and if you can/want to talk to your family but I promise everything will be alright

Suicide means ending your life but ending your own life is not the only option I promise everything will be alright I promise

by Mary The Wolfy May 30, 2018

Suicide

Suicide is when your life is over and u want to jump off a bridge in other words it is a blessing from god so if you want go jump off a bridge and miss the water or drown.

Random: hey that guys gonna jump. Suicide person: bye... he jumps.........SPLAT!!. He died.

by suiside.....man November 10, 2019