Slugstance

What a slug is made of.

I mashed that slug up and there was slugstance all over my hand!

by Rick is immense June 16, 2008

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Illegal substances

Synonym for Drugs usually used in a more formal setting like with police

My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020

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Substantial

More than expected, surpasses expectations

How was that movie last night?

It was pretty substantial!

by S_C_A_B July 22, 2017

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substantitive

A bastardization of the word "substantive." Spoken by people who failed English class in high school.

I think we really had a substantitive debate tonight with Donald Trump not being in attendance. -Senator Rand Paul

by districtcraig October 14, 2016

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substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

by Nick D February 18, 2005

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