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submarine races 

A phrase that describes a couple or couples making out in a car when one or both are out of site below the line of the car windows. The phrase relates to one or both participants 'diving' out of sight. It also relates to the phrase muff diving and going down when the man has his face buried in a woman's pussy in the same way a submarine captain pulls the periscope to him and wraps his arms around it.
"Are you taking Joan to the submarine races this weekend?"

"Hell Yeah. That girl loves to 69."
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submarine duty 

Being forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable.
I had to work in the San Francisco office last week and it was, like, submarine duty.
submarine duty by mojocracker August 19, 2011
Word of the Day on August 21, 2011

submarine races 

Secret code for making out/having sex, because you can't watch a submarine race; it's underwater. "Submarine" can also be used to mean cock, dick or penis.

1. Can be used in casual conversation while talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend's extremely boring parents. 2. Can be used pretty much anywhere.
1. "Oh, I'm so glad to hear that your cat's surgery went well, Mrs. Smith. Johnny, babe, want to go watch the submarine races?"
2. "Hey girl. Want to come watch the submarine races with me?"
submarine races by popcornprincess December 24, 2010

Submarine Hit

When you take a huge hit off a pipe, joint or whatever you're smoking weed with and immidiately, while the smoke is still in your lungs, start drinking a lot of ice cold water. Keep drinking til the cups gone. Helps you keep in monster hits you usually would just choke on, cough up, look like a dumbass in front of your buds and piss off the dude who's weed you're wasting. But mostly Great for ghosting your hit and getting totally fucked up.
Dude, I took a mad hit out of a 2 foot bong and submarine hit it. I ghosted the whole thing and got so blown.
Submarine Hit by Fuzzman July 30, 2007

Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.
Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
Submarine parent by TTZman October 6, 2015

submarine stroke 

When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.
"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke
submarine stroke by Nolangiard777 August 17, 2017

Submarine Hunter 

Someone who is looking for a deep-sea excavations in soggy, unknown pastures. Bit of a player
My mate was having a scarring submarine hunter excavation last night and didn't return the same way