Starbucks name

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

by TardBarglar June 8, 2009

starbucks

A good place to hang out with a coffee and a book. Or, a place to stop before school to wake you up.

We're going to get a Starbucks before the test today, you in?

by Michelle P. September 10, 2007

starbucks

Despite what the "free thinkers" will tell you about how Starbucks is somehow going to take over the world (this isn't Austin Powers), their coffee is pretty good. I figured we would have learned our lesson from South Park.

Jilly: Starbucks is so dumb. Only sheep go there.
Billy: Yes, I'm sure sheep would probably enjoy the taste of good coffee as well.

by your moms hot lover December 28, 2005

starbucks whore

one that drinks starbuck's everyday or drinks it whenever he has the chance.

Zach went to starbucks yesterday, the day before and today. He is such a starbucks whore.

by [AdAm] September 17, 2006

Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.

That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!

by Ranger Mike April 1, 2009

starbucks negro

(n) A term of jest between African Americans to describe a black man or woman who is dressed nicely, generally outside of their normal way of dress.
e.g. Replacing baggy pants and sports jersey with a shirt and tie, potentially for a job interview, or other occasion where thug attire may be frowned upon.

One black man to another, dressed in a suit: "Oh, so you a starbucks negro now?"

by Kishaun January 11, 2009

starbucks

Starbucks is an upscale coffee house that serves trendy coffee drinks, cappuccinos, frappuccinos, scones, etc. Starbucks is located in most urban/suburban areas throughought the US. I agree, Starbucks is expensive, but it's worth it.

MOST PEOPLE ON HERE WHO ARE BADMOUTHING STARBUCKS ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD IT!

Let's go to Starbucks.

by heyitspat December 29, 2007