stoopies

1) The people who you hang out with on your stoop

2) The mentally numbing, soporific side effect of smoking too much marijuana. Much like 'munchies'.

A: "Yo boss, why are you looking so down?"
B: "One of my stoopies had a bad case of the stoopies yesterday from his sack lunch. No more sack lunch for that stoopie or he is most definitely off the stoop for a minute. Sort of like a time out. It might be two minutes, we don't know yet."
A: "PAEday*, yo."
B: "Alas."

(*Pimpin' Ain't Easy)

by snapboom August 12, 2011

Stoofie

Stupid Fuck

When someone asks a question that was just asked

Com'on stoofie

by Kay-Dot-23 November 17, 2013

Stoolbend

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole

I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning

by Treipin November 20, 2019

stoogie

on dvd the up in smoke tour, on skit roll that shit lighte that shit smoke that shit the comedian asks someone in crowd for a joint, guy gives him what he thinks is a blunt he smokes it n says damn this guy gave me a stoogie

as above stoogie

by rusco81 August 17, 2011

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 13, 2004

stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

by Al and Si March 7, 2003

Stoogie

A big, mostly solid shit glazed in cum, that may or may not be human that is looked upon with admiration.

Man! I was at the Oporto's bathroom just then and wanted to take a dump, but there was this shiny stoogie in the toilet so i licked it instead.

by TheWordMincer May 3, 2010