Stoke on Trent

Voted 2007's 13th worst place to live in England, home of people who know how to get through life without making trouble. If not, well, ah....
Also the home of possibly the best thing to eat EVER: Oatcakes.
Accent consists of trying to say everything as fast as possible, also coming out with wierd nicknames.

normal person- Hi Amy, would you please pass me the television remote?
stoke on trent person- Oy, duck, chuck me the doodah!
NP- I really want to see that new Harry Potter film!
S-O-T P- Ahreallywannaseethenewharrypotterfilm

or, with appropriate pronunciation
S-O-T P- Ah reely wan see tha new 'Arry Po'er film

by LittleMissSecretSants December 16, 2010

Stoke-on-Trent

Although Stoke-on-Trent was voted worst city to live in, it isn't entirely true. Most definitions give the bad side of Stoke. However, I've seen the good side. Parts of Stoke that I've seen can be lush, green and full of wildlife. It can be a peaceful area full of polite old people. Plus, the oatcakes are DIVINE. Seriously. Have you ever tried cheesy oatcakes? People up there are also much more polite and intelligent then the plonkers down in, let's say, Basildon. Stoke also used to be one of Britain's main pottery manufacturers, are you forgetting that? It holds a big piece of England's history, and if you can't see that, fuck off back up your arsehole.

Where are we going for holiday?
Stoke-on-Trent.
To see Grandma?
Yep.

by Nopeiddy April 28, 2014

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

by Diane1019 February 5, 2009

stoke

used to describe somthing that is really cool or amazing, taken from the term stoked which means looking forward to

"dude that movie was so stoke"

"the way she freaked out was definatly not stoke"

by toykiller666 January 4, 2011

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

by Lanikai July 18, 2009

stokelated

To be stoked and elated simultaneously.

Dude I can't believe we got such great seats for the show, I'm stokelated!

by CREEP1986 April 24, 2010

stokins

The measure of the amount of how stoked one is.

Tyler: on a scale of one to ten stokins how excited are you to swim with the Beluga whales

Chris: yar yar yar yar yardy yardy yar yee

Marah: those noises of excitement describe my state of anticipation and stokins

by flood-of-kleppesians August 31, 2010