by vedm June 6, 2017
Get the lip my stocking mug.Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
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Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.
by m&m2 July 12, 2006
Get the stockings mug.An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
by STONED! March 29, 2010
Get the Stoneing mug.When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008
Get the Christmas Stocking mug.When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
Get the Stocking stuffer mug.One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.
by Thaylor Gang May 28, 2018
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