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House-Sitting

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
by snarky56 June 22, 2009
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Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.
You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.
by Wetlogger August 26, 2013
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Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.
Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.
by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018
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Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023
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Shitting Rainbows

Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.
"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".
by Bilbobaggins March 26, 2013
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sitting around with your thumb up your ass

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?
by brando56894 November 20, 2013
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Spitting image

Refers to objects that are highly alike, if not identical
Mary is the spitting image of her mother when she was young.
by Ragged Peter May 26, 2006
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