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Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 5, 2017
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Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
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Get Stacked

Slang; English; Verb; To get get bodied, or otherwise killed. The term "Stacked" implies that there are already many others who have already, or will soon die.
by Tayshaun the Scholar February 23, 2021
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brooke stacey

a total hottie who is practically besties with noah schnapp
by okayimhot April 24, 2021
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porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.
Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
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Stacie

A loving and caring person who puts other people 1st. Loves to laugh and smile over anything and an overall sweet person. Would do nothing to harm or to hurt someone emotionally and physically. Usually a person who can fight you with words and intellectual understanding instead of physical activity. A person who has a musical talent and loves to spread kindness everywhere they go. Usually has a banging body and is slim thick but doesn't think so. Too humble and cute.
Stacie is the sweetest girl I know!
by Bethany_Harold March 14, 2017
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stacker

A person who buys physical silver, gold, or other precious metals as opposed to stocks, futures, ETFs or other paper representations of the physical.
When the silver price dips below 26, the stackers are gonna load up like crazy.
by punzquill December 29, 2011
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