squirt

to masturbate, especially to the point of ejaculation

if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!

by critty July 14, 2004

squirt

(n) a quick act of urination

I gotta go take a squirt; then we can leave.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

by VeryGoodwithWords April 4, 2021

squirt

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen

Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck

by LargeWillyHaver59 December 31, 2017

Squirting

Becky is slaying me with her snatched waist and body! I’m squirting!

I’m squirting omg my crush messaged me!

by Wigtaken November 7, 2017

squirt

(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.

Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?

by Kash April 7, 2003

squirt

Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.

I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!

by LainaSquared November 13, 2007