The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"
Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"
Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
by Lumberjack88 June 08, 2022
When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)
Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint
by douchecanoe98 March 01, 2015
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025
When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.
Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.
by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009