Spum Rug

The Spum rug is a pool of Spum closely resembling a rug. It will spread throughout it’s given location and can even create a Spum baby. The Spum rug can even be used in a new form a knitting

Wow nic that Spum rug sure was bewildering

by JustAToastr November 23, 2022

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

spomf

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

by captainDave January 12, 2008

Scumfuck

The lowliest slur used to describe a close friend who removed you from a PlayStation party.

Fuck off , you scumfuck bastard.

by Christipherrobbins. August 23, 2022

Scumface

somebody with really unpleasant face, weird face

Scumface, as jerk face, ugly, awful looking, terrible posture, weirdo

by dubzyB November 28, 2011

spuff

Spuff is another word for spunk. (semen)

I wasnt quite ready so I spuffed on her knickers.

by MicoPopenay December 15, 2008

scumfy

comfy with being scum

Chavs are Scumfy

by Corey hart April 30, 2004