clay spooning

When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.

Channing Tatum clay spoons in every movie (clay spooning)

by Jujclar January 9, 2014

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

Spoonitism

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.

Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza

by theanonymousking June 5, 2010

Spoonism

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

Spoonicus Rex

The name and species of the first Home Boy to walk the planet. This species was from the East Coast region of the United States. His legacy can be seen in the streets, subways cars and clubs in most metropolitan areas.

You have never heard of The Spoonicus Rex? He was the 1st Homeboy to walk the planet. The last siting of him was in Brooklyn New York.

by Mr. Fixit Sr. October 6, 2010

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 13, 2005