A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013
Get the Spooning mug.1)To spool by some bitches in a boosted(turbocharged) car and hit them with some BOV's(blow off valves). Can also be referred to as spooling on fools.
2)Racing some bitches in a boosted car and winning
2)Racing some bitches in a boosted car and winning
1)Im bored lets go spooling on bitches
2)Dude i raced that car, but it was slow cause i spooled all over that bitch
2)Dude i raced that car, but it was slow cause i spooled all over that bitch
by spoolinonfools February 4, 2009
Get the spooling on bitches mug.When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.
I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.
by five_point_OH October 22, 2010
Get the cruiser spooning mug.An internet hack the players use on video games to make their game more high quality by making there internet high speed. It is most commonly found on Minecraft servers that crash the whole server.
by BlaaZy October 27, 2018
Get the Ping Spoofing mug.A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012
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