Spoelstra

Used in relation to a person that has the life expectency shorter than a glowstick.

Dylan Spoelstra'd his discus throw.

by Tom Herda February 27, 2008

shoemosexual

shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.

Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."

by Justin Mayfield September 11, 2005

sporm

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun

I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005

shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

spoerke

How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.

"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"

by Altaira November 25, 2006

Spoom

Spoom means to be completely and indefinately badass/hardcore.

Spoom=Insanity

Those chicks are Spoom as hell!

U just wanna be Spoom like me....

Spooming is probably illegal in some states. Like this one.

by Fricky April 4, 2010

Spoment

A spare moment

I will get back to you in a spoment

by Patented September 25, 2011