Porn-Spoof

A pornographic film that is based off of a non-pornographic film.

The title is always a play off of the original title, and it includes sexual innuendo.

The plot is always loosely based off of the plot of the original movie, though it includes lots of sex.

Original: American Beauty
Porn-Spoof: American Booty

Original: Clockwork Orange
Porn-Spoof: Clockwork Orgy

Original: Slumdog Millionare
Porn-Spoof: Rawdog Millionaire*


*not yet produced

by The Supporter (yet again) April 8, 2009

spoam

When a lather or foam builds up after a male orgasm.

When a woman gives falatio and the man has an orgasm and she is still performing spoam lathers around her lips.

by Mudhoney January 8, 2004

spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

spoofer

An idiot or a liar, depending on whether they believe their own nonsense or not.

Most politicians are spoofers.

by thee glitz October 31, 2015

The Guvnor Spaff

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

by Curry club January 24, 2021

Sploaf

Another name for a smoking device.
A.K.A Cigarette, Spliff, Joint, Cigar

"Ben, i'm going to roll my self a Tobacco Sploaf"

"Adam, i'm going to roll myself a Sploaf of the Cannabis variety"

"Man, i'm blazed from the marijuana sploaf"

by Cannabosian December 27, 2012

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013