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Bloke 1: "I just did a spontaneous"
Bloke 2: "eww man, in my bed?"
by MaxS June 17, 2008
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Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule July 3, 2005
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Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.
"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"
by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005
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spontaneous

Used by girls on popular dating sites to make them seem more interesting than they really are. Spontaneous is synonymous with uncreative and unoriginal. Spontaneous people don't like to plan, because it requires too much thinking. They like getting lost while driving, because they're usually not the ones driving, they don't have things to do when they get home, and talking about scenery is a good distraction from talk about who they really are.
"If I could describe myself in one word, it would be spontaneous."
by CoreyF February 13, 2008
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spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.
huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance
by 65654 December 8, 2004
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spontaneous

booking tickets for you and your bestfriend to go to paris the day your boyfriend dumps you
my boyfriend dumped me i'm feeling spontaneous
by ladydon October 19, 2011
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spontaneous weekend excursion

The act of going somewhere without planning it.
Did you hear about John and Amanda? Their on there spontaneous weekend excursion! I think they went to California.
by birse18 July 8, 2009
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