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splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated
noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."
by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017
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Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.
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1.AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!
2.Oh no! I am a sponky-tron.
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slonkyhonky

Slonkyhonky: Big Slong very long like magnum dong
Tyler shower Cooper his Slonkyhonky
Coopers eyes widened in amazement at the package on the little fella.
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