by cartman5000 August 9, 2004
Get the splinter cell mug.The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
by truth teller never lie2 September 5, 2009
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More actively creepy than a lurker, yet less malicious than a legit creeper. The slinker is the basically the Vanilla Coke of the Three Stages of Creeping (where the lurker is Diet Coke and the creeper is a Coke and Rum spiked with a roofie).
The slinker is prone to hovering, staring, and awkward flirting, yet will never force a girl into hooking up. When spurned by a prospect, which is often, the slinker will simply slink off into a corner to sulk, rather than increasing his creeper agenda--that is, until he finds a new prospect. Although generally doomed to a series of epic fails, the slinker occasionally scores big.
A slinker, with intensive therapy, may become a normal human being, while creepers are beyond all hope.
The slinker is prone to hovering, staring, and awkward flirting, yet will never force a girl into hooking up. When spurned by a prospect, which is often, the slinker will simply slink off into a corner to sulk, rather than increasing his creeper agenda--that is, until he finds a new prospect. Although generally doomed to a series of epic fails, the slinker occasionally scores big.
A slinker, with intensive therapy, may become a normal human being, while creepers are beyond all hope.
Many of the little misfits on The Pick-Up Artist may be considered slinkers....whereas Mystery, the host, is a straight up creeper.
by jsg0603 December 16, 2008
Get the slinker mug.Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.
by Billy B November 10, 2008
Get the sphincter pudding mug.A group of stag party participants who sneakily break away from the main group because they're too boring
by HJOlympian June 9, 2010
Get the Splinter Group mug.This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'
Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!
Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.
Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!
Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.
by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008
Get the Rockaway Splinter mug.Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.
Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.
Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.
Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.
by Saurus-rex March 16, 2011
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