Head Splinter

A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

I've got "I don't feel like dancing" stuck in my head, it's a real head splinter!!

by TC99 December 26, 2009

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

splines

Objects that must be reticulated before any Sim game may be operated.

"Reticulating Splines" -Any Maxis Game

by Marinesownme September 4, 2006

splice

1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.

Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.

by Vatman October 20, 2010

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012