splee

Squeal of excitement.

winner:I win..splee!
loser:i like yogurt...

by cat-tron3000 February 2, 2008

Slext

A term referring to the action of phone texting while sleeping or in a sleep-like state.

Sorry I slexted you last night, I was exhausted.

by Evon21 April 21, 2010

slexy

sleepy, but sexy

Now let's evaluate the emotional state of the model on the hair dye box! She looks... sleepy... but sexy. Slexy!

by harto May 2, 2014

spleatch

1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.

2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.

Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.

Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.

Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.

by ilias January 23, 2005

selext

when a person replies selectively to text messages or ignores them entirely (can be used as a verb or noun)

1. No reply still? Greg is such a selexter.

2. I wish Greg would stop selexting and at least acknowledge the text I sent over an hour ago.

by crawfordgirl January 31, 2009

spleamen

What comes out of ur cock, when u finish in a girl!!!

I gave you my Spleamen.

by Bejigabeee May 24, 2017

Spleb Bricklamented

Getting your chest cut open. Ripping out most vital organs except one lung in case of submarine useage. Your intestines flailing behind you and riding him in the snow to draw stuff in blood

Friend 1: get the spleb bricklamented
Friend 2: Fine, can we at least use him as a submarine after
Friend 1: ugh, fine

by A Portatatoe April 2, 2019