Spicy Jerk

A form of spite filled masturbation used to calm a person down, especially after failed coitus or when ones lasagna is eaten by a ghost

She didn't perform well and came within the minute, so I did a spicy jerk to calm myself down.

by Weegeeman August 24, 2020

Spicy Shower

A term that is commonly used on a self-harm subreddit called r/MadeOfStyroFoam.

The act of taking a shower with open or recent self-injuries. Meaning: it’s ‘spicy’ because it burns like hell.

“I’m about to take a Spicy Shower, wish me luck!”

by Your Token Mentally Ill Girl May 4, 2022

spiffy

clean, real fresh

your lookin' real spiffy today(:

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009

speecy spicy sausage

Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!

by cfs14 April 28, 2006

Spife

Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.

"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."

by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020

Spicy Gringo

The act of stuffing a women's rear end with a Volcano Taco from Taco Bell, and then eating it.

Kyle has a sombrero and a fake mustache in his closet if ever someone decides to meet the spicy gringo.

by HansG October 6, 2009

Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!

Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!

by El Guappo June 11, 2009