Spidermerf

A sexual act involving a Spider-Man suit

My girlfriend likes doing spidermerfs with me

by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

Spidertown, USA

A manner of describing a place where there is a seriously dense population of spiders and their webs that seem to be everywhere you go.

When I opened up my patio umbrella, a dense army of marauding spiders quickly exited en masse, reminding me that I live in Spidertown, USA!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 8, 2022

spiderwebb

A dude that watches anime and cries at night because his dick is so small it actually goes into his body. So much so that he can use female toys

lol ur acting like spiderwebb
damn nearly as small as spiderwebb

by greatgiant19 August 17, 2022

SpiderElias

Spider-Elias is the kind of person that will eat your p#ssy out good and f#ck your new born kid.

F#ck i wanna be Spider-Elias

Me: Oh hey SpiderElias!
Spider-Elias: *F0cks your mom*

by NigarBob September 26, 2022

Spidermeng

By day He is a babysitter/spidermeng from hialeah he spends most days masturbating and smoking regs ranks very high on the spectrum and photshops his vehicles he is also a Painter in weston and a time piece collector.

If you need a Painter Don't worry I paint houses in weston

Spidermeng babysitter

by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022

Spidermeng

Babysitter by day reg smoker by night he is a serial mastubator who paints in weston he is a kept man and has a secret identity spidermeng of hialeah 650 a month

Don't worry spidermeng

is on the way
He eats boogers henry

by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022

spidertext

Slang very similar to moonrunes but used for non-East Asian languages like Russian or Arabic. It also works as slang for any unrecognizable sentence in general.

"Слава коммунистам!"
"Dude, you speaking spidertext at me right now?"

"Hey man you wanna go do some dinglydingdong in the googlybun?"
"The fuck you speaking spidertext at me for?"

by Paradox Edge November 24, 2023