Somalian Snail Trail

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.

My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019

Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women

Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.

by Narx February 17, 2020

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Sampanna

Sampannas is typically a person with south Asian descent. Person is knowledgeable, witty, or intelligent but not socially active. Person is very quiet and reserved to everyone excerpt their friends and family.

Look! The quiet kid got all the question right. He is such a Sampanna.

by Oliver21 October 29, 2021

Simpathy

Love and ebucks an e-thot gets from her simps.

Thanks for subscribing to my onlyfan. your simpathy means a lot.

by karvotex99 March 29, 2020

Simpable

Being a person someone would willingly simp over.

Andrew is a very simpable person

by J-coast March 13, 2020

somalian

An incorrect grammar form of the standard term "Somali". Calling someone from one of the Somali states (such as Puntland / Jubaland) a Somalian, is like calling a German a Germanian.

I'm not a Somalian, whatever that means. I'm a Somali.

by readyforthemoon55 August 21, 2019