Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.

This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017

solitaire

n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....

by steveisright December 18, 2003

Solitary Man

Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond is right there where I am, a solitary man.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

solitary confinement

1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.

See above, dumbass.

by Anon. October 1, 2003

Solitaire

I still remember how much I used to need you
Tried so hard to please you, but you didn't need me
You knew I loved you, knew I always would be there
You just did what you wanted, you didn't care

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire, solitaire, solitaire

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire (solitaire, solitaire)

All the cards were held by you
There was nothin' I could do
All those nights I sat alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' were you ever comin' home

Solitaire, it got so lonely
Solitaire, no one to hold me
Where were you when I played solitaire?

It took some time but I stopped thinkin' about you
Started livin' without you, now look who's back here
You've had a change of heart, well, mine just couldn't wait, no no
You found out you loved me just a little too late

Once the cards were held by you
Now there's nothin' you can do
All those nights you sit alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' if I'm ever comin' home

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2021

Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010

solitaire

a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner

Solitaire is a Solitaire

by Princess Bitch November 5, 2004