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Sootie is a Persian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #GW due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was cute. It's not a problem, though, cause modern day sootie is someone who is a "fake blatant hacker" looking toward the future.
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Damn, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!
sootie by theclutchbus May 20, 2008
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tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.
Sofie is a Dutch name derived from the French "Sophie" which itself is derived from the Greek "Sophia". Both meaning "wisdom".

A gorgeous name which reflects the beauty of the the name bearer itself.

Not only on the outside, but also on the inside. They are caring, loving, faithful, affectionate, great lovers, clever, cute.
Once you get to know her, she will have a special place in your heart. Never leaving it.
When she hugs you, you have the feeling you never want it to end. These hugs almost feel like magic.
Seeing her immediately makes your day, her eyes and cute little face put a smile on yours.

If you find yourself to be in a relationship with a Sofie, count yourself lucky.
Treasure it, love her with all your heart because she deserves every little bit.
She's the one girl that you'll always love and remember.
beautiful loving caring cute adorable sofie
Sofie by CaFiMi April 17, 2013
A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.
Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.
souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014

softer blow punch 

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"
(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

sofriend 

A gender neutral alternative for boyfriend/girlfriend

(Kind of combining "significant other" and boyfriend/girlfriend)
"Jamie asked me to be their sofriend and now we're dating!!"

"Yeah, Skyler is my sofriend! I love them so much!"
sofriend by Mushroomj42 October 30, 2021

sofie dossi 

An amazing contortionist that was on America's Got Talent and has a brother named Zak Dossi. She was also featured on The Ellen Show. She has also collaborated with many YouTube stars like Rebecca Zamolo, The Rybka Twins, and many more.
"Do you watch Sofie Dossi?" "YES, I absolutely LOVE her"
sofie dossi by Crazylover101 August 26, 2018