Snookie

Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009

: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close

— snoo·kie·ish adverb

— snoo·kie·d transitive verb

"Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"

"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"

"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."

by KB5K February 3, 2010

Snookied

The past tense of the act of a woman getting banged in the face for either talking shit or being disrespectful.

Bitch, you better quiet down before you get snookied.

by rkeezy January 23, 2010

snooki

1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.

2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.

3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots

1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out.

2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....

3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.

by i'mthebombliketicktick January 1, 2010

snookied

1. to punch a girl in the face, preferably an italian one.

that girl just got snookied?
did she loose any teeth?

by jim jum December 18, 2009

snookied

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public

I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Snookied

When an intoxicated male goes home with with a short, pudgy and less attractive female.

Bro 1 - "Aw man did you actually go home with that war pig at the bar last night."
Bro 2 - "Yeah man, I totally got snookied.

by Incepticles October 16, 2010

snookied

When a girl gets sucker punched in the face.

Did you hear that Jenny got snookied? Joe is such a fucking dick.

by snookiedbitch January 1, 2010