Snooki want smoosh smoosh 

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

Snooki Monster 

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

Snooki Monster by Ursanbear January 19, 2011

Snooki'd 

To get sucker punched by someone twice your size, most likely a guido, after you've had one drink too many and thought it was okay to basically tell him that you're glad their dog died.

The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.

I heard this girl at the bar tell her boyfriend that she was leaving him for his brother. Needless to say, she got snooki'd.

Snooki'd by SAFSAYSNJROCKS December 9, 2009

snooki feet

a girl with dark feet who has bright ass nail polish on her toes!

Girl:"I shouldnt have picked this color nailpolish."
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"

snooki feet by sdeezymf! August 4, 2010

snooki punch 

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!

This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.

snooki punch by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009

snooki fat

A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant.

She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.

snooki fat by holden7446 July 31, 2010

snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.

"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."

snooki-hook by Liam Shag January 4, 2010