Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue
Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot
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The snooker table has balls
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Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.
Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?
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Snooker

Bend and stab. Requires two people, or a person and an object.
What do you do to exercise indoors?
Snooker
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