smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011

smoked up the money

its when you or your friend spend all the rent money on crack (or any other drugs)

last night leroy smoked up the money so now i cant even buy diapers

by Dwight Taylor January 2, 2007

smoked

to be high on weed. like being blazed, stoned, etc.

jim: man pat, you are so smoked
pat: right?

by mr high flier May 21, 2011

smoked my boots

To receive a long prison term from a judge. Washington, DC slang.

The judge smoked my boots.

by elpadron November 22, 2007

Smoked back

When a person has smoked one too many tin foil rips of heroin, crack, or tweek.

One can recognize an individual who is smoked back by their emaciated skull and sucked back eyeballs, not to mention the oily secretion coming from their pores.

A person who is smoked back is very likely to speak a multitude of ridiculies, and is even known to believe them.

Synonomous with "To Hell and Gone".

Rorgendorker and Pa are existing in a poisenous perpetual state of "smoked back". I should know, as I existed in that pathetic state for many years.

by MKMN1 July 25, 2009

Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."

Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet

by jammans May 23, 2010