smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012

smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.

'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'

by CSells March 19, 2004

smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.

"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"

by Lucy October 20, 2004

Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009