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Sailor & The 7 Ballz

Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.)

Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great.

Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it.

It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure.
When i saw Sailor & The 7 Ballz i thought that it was the weirdest porn/comedy i have ever seen.
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Catamaran sailor

people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no tommorow!
by sailor buoy August 21, 2010
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Sailor Moon Abridged

A brilliant parody of the 90’s anime Sailor Moon, in which the SMA crew (megami33, krisrix, roll002, maxskate2001, whipofalchemy, and judgement915) uses their own brand of humor to tell the story of Sailor Moon with only minor changes to the storyline. Some fan favorites include: bulimic Serena/Sailor Moon, EMO Raye/Sailor Mars, incoherent Amy/Sailor Mercury, transsexual Lita/Sailor Jupiter, and Zoycite… the gender-confused alien.

The SMA crew has gained in popularity as they continue to put out more episodes, and they have even begun releasing merchandise for rabid fans. From bored college students to amazingly hilarious voice actors, the SMA crew has earned their place in YouTube history.
Bored college student 1: "I'm gonna watch Sailor Moon!"
Bored college student 2: "Fuck that, I'm gonna watch Sailor Moon Abridged!"
Bored college student 1: "What's that?"
Bored college student 2: "That same thing you're watching... only better!"
by taekwondoangel1 August 5, 2009
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Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.
by Dutchgit December 16, 2003
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Sailor Mercury

Another Sailor Solider in the Japanese Anime Sailor Moon.

Ami Mizuno (or Amy in the English version) was the first Sailor Scout found and “reawakened”. She represents the element water and her uniform is the color blue. In the beginning of the Series she did not have any “offensive” powers, but only had a “defensive” power (shabon spray / mercury bubbles). Later on as the series progressed she gained a few new powers all on the “offensive” (i.e. Shine Aqua Illusion, Aqua Rhapsody, Mercury Aqua Mirage *strongest but only seen in one episode, Ami’s First Love*) She is known as the brains of the group, and is highly intellectual. In the manga story arc her IQ was 300.

In the Live Action show she also became known as Dark Mercury for a short period of time.
The future is something you build by yourself
-Sailor Mercury
by Carol Marie July 2, 2007
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sail sack

When your scrotal sack sticks to each side of inner thighsl usually due to long term sitting or swass and when you stand up it resembles the full sails of the Black Pearl.
"Man, I was working in the office all day and when I got up my sail sack had me thinking of my next vacation."
by rounder222 December 23, 2006
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Sailing the Seas of Cheese

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.
David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."
by Sauce Mane November 16, 2018
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