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scuba diver

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.
Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009
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Scuba Gear

Scuba gear is specific form of tea-bagging performed to the front of the tea-baggee. To perform scuba gear is very similar to the standard frontal tea-bag, with specific placement of the scrotum over the victim's eyes while passing gas in his/her mouth with intentions of humiliation. This completes the scuba gear, with the scrotum being the goggles, and the anus/ fart becoming the breathing apparatus.
I just got scuba geared, I feel like I need to brush my teeth and eyes!
by shakskrotch July 20, 2010
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skubala

This is a Greek word that is the equivalent to the modern English word "shit." Skubala is a rare word, used only in Philippians 3:8 in the New Testament. Dung, rubbish, refuse, and a loss are various inaccurate translations of the Greek word. No translation accurately translates this term to its modern English equivalence: "shit." The word means "excrement" either animal or human. It is a very strong word!
Philippians 3:8
Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord, for whom I have suffered the loss of all things and count them but dung (shit: Paul's intended power if this word is neglected) , that I may win Christ.

21st century KJV

Ex 2: All that schooling I went through is skubala now that I won the $200,000,000 lottery.
by Darin A November 9, 2008
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Scuba Dive

Synonym of Oral Sex or Muff Diving:
The act of preforming cunnilingus to a female, stimulating the clitoris and vagina with your tongue and/or mouth
Guy 1: Brohan do you scuba dive?

Guy 2: Nah man I'm allergic to fish...

Guy 1: True.
by NeckGod May 5, 2010
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scuba noob

1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
"Oh my god, Joe is such a scuba noob!"
"That's retarded; Don't be a scuba noob."
by chaosmastermind January 7, 2009
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shubay

A Weird skinny Indian boi who always talks about dumb things with a very nerdy accent. BMI is around 10
Ty: Hey, Who is that weird kid over there licking the garbage juice?
Conner: Oh that guy? Oh, That's Shubay
by Mr.Lisi January 16, 2019
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Arabian Scuba Diver

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.
I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.
by LadiesMan769 September 30, 2009
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