1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
Get the homo substitute mug.A sorority girl or any high mantinence woman. Sorority girl + prostitute = sorostitute. Avoid at all costs.
by Steamy Willy August 6, 2003
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Whether he gets a phone call from his girlfriend, or splinter in his finger, this social athlete calls full time far too early.
"Where is Ben tonight? It's only 10pm"...... "He's gone home to be a substitute. He'd rather be with the ball and chain".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014
Get the Substitute mug.That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.
by Helmo October 26, 2007
Get the slorstitute mug.An addled beneficiary of mercantilism and political rent extraction, who whores his celebrite and prestige on the admiration of his percieved wisdom to the social cause du jour, but usually to denounce economic capitalism.
Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros
Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros
George Soros, Ted Turner, Donald Trump and Warren Buffet sometimes are the sorostitute darlings of the muckraker media, always seeking to lend credence to their anti-capitalistic stance with the prestige and support of those whom gained most from anything but a capitalistic system.
by iceberg September 16, 2005
Get the sorostitute mug.one girl who only joins a sority to make conections and leech off the business world....that and date guys who are tall and drive nice cars.
That sorostitute only wants to ride my nuts cause my dad is the CEO of (insert business)...and im ok with this.
by wes c September 24, 2005
Get the sorostitute mug.Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin
Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"
by Hojin :P May 9, 2010
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