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Shipsiding 

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty
I love shipsiding myself.
Shipsiding by CBJacks April 24, 2014
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JL Slims 

Females, usually under the age of 30, whose legs are slender in nature. They can sometimes be confused with two Twizzlers wearing a pair of jeans.
Flamingos are the JL Slims of the bird kingdom.

"Ten JL Slims will fit in my Toyota Prius" -Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear (BBC)
JL Slims by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Iowa Slip n Slide 

The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.
Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."

Slip of the thumbs 

When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.
Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?"
(Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"
Slip of the thumbs by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007
Word of the Day on February 16, 2009

Slip and Stamp 

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.
Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.
Slip and Stamp by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013
When niggas always be slippin' in The City.
Damm Jose you be fallin all the time. Ma nigga you OD SLIP!!!
OD Slip by JustSayin6 April 28, 2013