slavedom

A made up system of government where slaves are elected to lead the country. Kings are supposed to die in a hole at the bottom of the ocean because that is how it is. Middle class doesn't exist because it just doesn't. This kingdom raises a few questions but is without a doubt the smartest theoretical kingdom ever.

Bruh have you heard of slavedom?
Yeah bruh, its totally rad.

by CrazyGranny23 November 14, 2019

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

Samuel Slater Middle School

A ghetto ass school where there are mad fights, the library teacher got some hot ass breath, the ela teacher can’t stfu about her stupid son, the gym teachers tell us to walk laps and do planks while they sit there and eat mcdonald’s, and this dumb blonde bitch thinks she runs the school. The food is ASS and the school is dirty🤚🏽

Friend: Hey what school you go to
Me: Samuel Slater Middle School
Friend: Damn that’s tufff

by slaterkid—101 December 1, 2019

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

slate-mining

verb: To dispose of an unwanted item or person by throwing them down into an open slate mine. Most often used in eastern PA.

"Mr. Smith got read of all his illegitimate children by slate-mining them."

by thequarryqypsy January 26, 2009

One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034

"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"

by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021

pulled a Slater

To quit your job by telling a customer what you really think, and saying “It’s been great” as you make your exit. The exit may or may not include an emergency chute and 2 beers.

After the obnoxious man came back and threw his order on the counter shouting at me, I picked up his drink and threw it in his face, started eating his dessert, and yelled “It’s been great” as I walked away. I basically pulled a Slater on his ass.

by t4r185 August 11, 2010