Tobleroning

The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries
My roommate caught me Tobleroning Debbie last night. Now he won't stop calling her Dirty Debs!
by Wafflehoff August 6, 2016
mugGet the Tobleroningmug.

car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.
I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.
by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016
mugGet the car mattressmug.

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.
I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.
by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016
mugGet the Ready Saltedmug.

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