Definitions by Wafflehoff

Tobleroning 

The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries

My roommate caught me Tobleroning Debbie last night. Now he won't stop calling her Dirty Debs!

Tobleroning by Wafflehoff August 6, 2016

Ready Salted 

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

Ready Salted by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

car mattress 

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.

I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.

car mattress by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016