Slatedale
pronounced SLAYDALE by locals, Slatedale is a lovely place where all the inbreds who dont fit in Slatington go. While Slatington's populations consists of "city folk", Slatedale's is mostly closed-minded Redneck Republicans who dont own computers and sound slightly retarted when they talk. Slatedalians will shoot anything with four legs, and/or anything that steps foot in there yard. The Slatdalians are a lovely people. Please visit!..no seriously..get me out of here..
I shot a small rodent and ate it in Slatedale, after hanging out on Main Street, Slatington and smoking a mass amount of crack!